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Command & Conquer TE Command & Conquer TE

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Uhhhh.

Do I have to play this game to understand it? Because this made no sense to me whatsoever. I'm sitting here with 2 other people, and we all concur... this is an incoherent, discontinuous animation. Perhaps you should direct your sense of humor to a wider audience in the future... and perhaps it will be more well received....


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Hobo Washes Balls Hobo Washes Balls

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Comic Gold!

The problem people have with this is that they don't understand the comic genius that went into it. It's funny BECAUSE the voice-acting sucks. It's funny BECAUSE the artwork and animation are half-assed, not to mention the random pointlessness of the animation as a whole, and the Pokemon music at the end? Genius! Will Stamper is a god. ^_^


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The Rabbit E-Card The Rabbit E-Card

Rated 5 / 5 stars

bloody good work

Great E-card man! I have to hand it to you, this was really funny and stylish... you should make more ^_^


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The Effect Of Dope (full) The Effect Of Dope (full)

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

You poor, misguided soul...

You don't really buy into all that government propaganda, do you? Cocaine can be problematic, sure, but pot? You must be joking. If pot ever really caused an accident, the statistics would pale in comparison to drunk driving deaths. Then again, maybe you're just trying to be humorous, in which case that's alright. But gross inaccuracies and misspellings (which there are an awful lot of) aside, honestly, there's no real animation in this animation other than the horizontal-scrolling credits at the beginning. Work on your art. Work on your tweening. I'm not saying you're hopeless, and I'm certainly not saying this is the worst thing I've ever seen (who could forget those irritating B animations?), but the idea here is to make some practice animations to yourself before you submit your first flash animation. It probably seems a little out of place at this point, but best of luck to you in all that you do in the future.



American OnlineCommerical American OnlineCommerical

Rated 4 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHAHAH

This was absolutely hillarious. I think maybe only America Online users will get the joke though. The artwork needs work, but the content more than made up for it. Hahahah, great stuff!



The Return of Breadman The Return of Breadman

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great stuff

Some people are complete idiots.... reading through the reviews for this movie, I'm noticing people giving this animation a 0 for things like being called a shitbag (which I found quite comical) even though they liked the movie, and the plane crashing into the building. How dumb can you get? You morons need to drop your stupid patriotism for a few minutes and have a sense of humor. Christ.

At any rate, I love these things. Everytime poor little breadman gets killed, I'm hoping there's another one. With any luck, breadman hasn't seen his final death yet.

Here's a big pat on the back from me to you. ^_^ Nice work. Funny stuff (which is something I can't really say about too many entries these days).



Madness Combat Madness Combat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHAHAHAH

I rarely rate things so high, but this has to be one of the funniest goddamned things I've seen on the portal in the longest time. Very smooth animation, as well. Keep up the excellent work.



Dragon Slayer- ALMOST! Dragon Slayer- ALMOST!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Don't do that....

Don't cut it up into parts... you don't really have to. Two ways I can think of to get past the file size limitation:

1.) E-Mail the game to Tom Fulp. I hear he doesn't actually check that e-mail too often, but you can try it.

2.) Upload your game somewhere else, and make a small animation with the loadMovie command. That's the way I plan on doing it. I can only imagine how big my movie is going to be. This is also completely within the boundaries of the rules (aren't loopholes fun?)

Other than that, it's looking good, and I trust it to be everything you say it will.

Best of luck.



Fireball Bad Fireball Bad

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Hmmm.

It didn't make much sense, but I guess that's why it was a test. Interesting use of framerate. I'm interested in seeing what this was a test for.



Pre-veiw Chosen Anarchy Pre-veiw Chosen Anarchy

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Yes indeed

You should tell us what the idea behind this Chosen Anarchy is... I found this preview to be pretty confusing.
And don't feel too bad about the preloader not working. Mine decided not to do it's job, too. ^_^
I'm about to embark on a several month long journey down flash lane, myself, and I really look forward to seeing what it is you've been up to.
Other than that, I didn't see anything wrong with the tweening. The artwork has room for improvement (hey, so does mine), but as long as you're giving it your all.
Best of luck.